Having sex in the movies isn’t about getting ready to act a Titanic scene; I’m talking about having sex at a movie theatre.
Continuing to explore sex in new arenas, we decided to bring the adventure closer to home.
Not quite as close to home as the kitchen, which we’ll explore in the future, but close enough that you probably won’t need to pull out a GPS to get there.
How to have Sex in the Movies will have similarities to trying to get initiated into the Mile High Club; only you won’t need to fasten your seatbelts and prepare for landing when you’re finished.
Your Game Plan
Blockbuster:
This one should be obvious! Unless you want to steal the spotlight, don’t try this during opening weekend.
Go for a movie that’s been out for a while or wasn’t all that anticipated beginning with.
Avoid being seen by avoiding the crowd.
Setting:
Don’t try to get the best seats at this showing. Go all the way to the back.
It’s not like you’re going to be paying your full attention to the movie anyway.
Sitting all the way back wall will prevent anyone from getting behind you while allowing you to make sure everyone’s fully engrossed in the movie.
Otherwise, you might be asked to silence more than just your phone.
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Genre:
You really want kids to find your Nemo? Stay away from family movies and romantic comedies.
Kids have short attention spans and are likely to look around, while romantic comedies are filled with dramatic silences.
Go for action-packed movies with loud explosions and constant excitement to cover your own action.
Extras:
It’s not always about having sex. Put another meaning to the phrase “reaching out for the popcorn.”
If you want to share an intimate moment but find it too risky to go all the way, a hand job or performing oral sex is much easier to camouflage.
You want to check out our "Excellent Hand Job Techniques!" or "How to give the best blowjob of your life!" articles.
Just don’t forget to take a couple of napkins with you when you finish with the popcorn.
So whether you choose to take your movie experience beyond 3D, just remember to relax and enjoy the experience.
After all, it’s always nice to have a happy ending.