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Description

Meet Average Joe: The Bartender Miguel

Ready to spice up your nights with some bartending flair? Meet Miguel, the Average Joe who’s anything but average.

With a true-to-life 6-inch insertable length, realistic tip, veined shaft, and tight balls, Miguel is here to shake up your routine and serve up pleasure like a pro.

Why Miguel?

Miguel’s got the perfect blend of realism and functionality. His lifelike tip and textured veins give you an authentic feel that Condomaniacs rave about.

The tight balls add an extra touch of realism, making every encounter with Miguel unforgettable.

Versatile and Ready for Action

Harness-compatible and featuring a strong suction cup base, Miguel is as versatile as they come.

Stick him to any smooth surface for hands-free fun, or strap him into your favorite harness for partner play. 

Miguel is waterproof, too, so don't be afraid to take him into the shower or tub for some steamy aquatic adventures.

Safe and Durable

Made from phthalate-free, non-toxic materials, Miguel is as safe as he is satisfying. The high-quality construction ensures that he’ll be a reliable companion for a long time.

Easy to clean and maintain, just wash with mild soap and water or your favorite toy cleaner, and he’s ready for the next round.

The Fantasy

Miguel isn't just a toy; he's a fantasy come to life. Picture this: you’re at the bar, and Miguel, the charming bartender, catches your eye.

His stories and smooth moves draw you in, and soon enough, you're ready to see what else he can do.

His average size makes him approachable, but his performance is anything but ordinary.

Why Condomaniacs Love Miguel

Our Condomaniacs can't get enough of Miguel. They love the realistic design, the versatility, and the sheer fun he brings to the bedroom (or bathroom, or anywhere else). Whether you're flying solo or bringing a partner into the mix, Miguel is a hit every time.

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  • All other orders are charged a flat $6.99 for 3-9 day delivery, or $11.99 for 2-4 business day delivery via Priority Mail
  • Delivery times are not guaranteed, but we usually do a pretty damn good job at sticking to them
  • We use discreet packaging -- our return address is displayed as "Raincoats, Inc."
Payment & Returns
  • Our company name will display as "Raincoats Inc" on your credit card statement
  • You can return most new, unopened items within 30 days.
  • Need special assistance? Email hello@condomania.com for a super-fast reply!

Items may vary slightly from what's pictured.

Since we purchase condoms in bulk from manufacturers, they are usually shipped to you in our bulk packaging. This helps to keep prices super low.

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