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Average Joe The Fitness Instructor Darnell

Meet Darnell, your personal fitness instructor who knows how to keep things hot both in and out of the gym.

While Darnell might be average in size, his stamina and lifelike features make every workout session unforgettable.

With a 6" insertable length and a satisfying 1.75-inch girth, he’s ready to help you hit your personal best.

Realistic and Ready

Darnell's got a realistic tip and veined shaft that feel just like the real thing. His tight, realistic balls add to the authenticity, making every moment with him feel incredibly lifelike.

Whether you're new to the scene or a seasoned pro, Darnell is sure to impress with his realistic features and reliable performance.

Perfect for Every Routine

Whether you're in the mood for a quick warm-up or a marathon session, Darnell is your go-to guy.

His true-to-life size and harness-compatible suction cup base make hands-free fun a breeze, whether you’re alone or with a partner.

Stick him to any smooth surface and get ready for a workout like no other.

Why Condomaniacs Love Darnell

Our Condomaniacs are head over heels for Darnell, and it's easy to see why. His lifelike design and solid performance make him a standout choice.

Customers rave about how he feels just like the real thing, bringing a new level of excitement to their routines.

Waterproof Wonder

Darnell isn’t just for the bedroom. Take him into the shower or tub for some steamy, aquatic fun.

His waterproof design means you can enjoy him in a variety of settings, adding versatility to your playtime.

He’s always ready to get wet and wild, no matter where your adventures take you.

Safe and Durable

Crafted from phthalate-free, non-toxic materials, Darnell is as safe as he is pleasurable. You can enjoy every session with peace of mind, knowing he's designed with your health and satisfaction in mind.

Measurements:

👉 Insertable Length: 6"

👉 Width: 1.75"

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  • Delivery times are not guaranteed, but we usually do a pretty damn good job at sticking to them
  • We use discreet packaging -- our return address is displayed as "Raincoats, Inc."
Payment & Returns
  • Our company name will display as "Raincoats Inc" on your credit card statement
  • You can return most new, unopened items within 30 days.
  • Need special assistance? Email hello@condomania.com for a super-fast reply!

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