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Average Joe The Lawyer Terrence

Meet Terrence, the lawyer who's always ready to lay down the law in the bedroom. While Terrence might not be the biggest, his passion and creativity more than make up for it. With a solid girth and realistic details, he’s here to argue his case for your pleasure.

Realistic and Reliable

Terrence boasts a lifelike tip and veined shaft that feel just like the real thing. His high and tight balls add to the realism, making every encounter with him feel authentic and thrilling.

Whether you're looking for a quick session or an all-night debate, Terrence is always ready to deliver.

Perfect for All Occasions

Terrence’s true-to-life size makes him the perfect companion morning, noon, or night. You’ll want to summon him to your chambers for some serious fun.

His harness-compatible suction cup base allows for hands-free play, whether you're flying solo or bringing a partner into the mix.

Why Condomaniacs Love Terrence

Our Condomaniacs can't get enough of Terrence. They love his lifelike feel and the way his solid girth fills them up.

The realistic details and dependable performance make him a favorite for both new and experienced users.

Waterproof Wonder

Terrence isn't afraid to get a little wet. Take him into the shower or tub for some steamy sessions that add a splash of excitement to your routine. His waterproof design ensures he’s always ready for action, no matter where you are.

Safe and Sensational

Made from phthalate-free, non-toxic materials, Terrence is as safe as he is satisfying. You can play with confidence, knowing he's designed with your health and pleasure in mind.

Measurements:

👉 Insertable size: 6"

👉 Total length: 7.5"

👉 Width: 3.8"

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  • You can return most new, unopened items within 30 days.
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