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Fuck Water Personal Lubricant

Ladies and gentlemen, allow us to introduce you to the ultimate wingman in the world of lubricants: FuckWater Original Water & Silicone-Based Lubricant. This is your partner-in-crime for all your solo missions or when you're out on the town with a special someone. When it comes to being prepared for any adventure, FuckWater's got your back.

Why Our Condomaniacs Swoon Over FuckWater:

🚀 Never Fly Solo: You're never alone when you've got FuckWater by your side. Whether you're hitting the town or enjoying a solo adventure, this trusty lubricant is your partner-in-crime, ready to make every experience memorable.

💦 Sticky Situations Are a No-Go: Thanks to its glycerin-free formula, FuckWater never leaves you in sticky, awkward situations. It's all about silky-smooth satisfaction without any unpleasant surprises.

🕐 Long-Lasting Fun: With FuckWater, you're in for the long haul. This lubricant's stamina is unmatched, providing just the right amount of lubrication for as long as your adventure lasts. So, no need to worry about reapplying – stay in the moment!

🚿 Clean Getaways: When the adventure is over, FuckWater is ready for an easy, water-based clean-up. No need for special rituals or sorcery; water does the trick, and you're back to a clean slate.

🌿 Safety First: It's paraben-free and made with the safest preservatives, so you're always clear for take-off into pleasure-land. Forget concerns about unwanted chemicals – FuckWater takes care of your intimate moments responsibly.

⚠️ Compatibility Zone: FuckWater is latex-friendly but can be a little picky when it comes to silicone toys. To ensure compatibility with your favorite silicone toy, always perform a spot test on the bottom or base of the toy before diving into action.

 

 

Ingredients:

Water, Propylene Glycol, Isopropyl Palmitate, Dimethicone, Hydroxypropyl Cellulose, Polysorbate 20, Sorbitan Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Sodium Benzoate, Gluconolactone.

When it's time to gear up for your next adventure, be it a night on the town or a solo escapade, FuckWater Original Water & Silicone-Based Lubricant is your perfect wingman. Ready for action, this lubricant knows how to keep things smooth and exciting – so why wait? Your next adventure is just a bottle away! 🚀💦

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Shipping
  • Get free delivery on orders $49+
  • All other orders are charged a flat $6.99 for 3-9 day delivery, or $11.99 for 2-4 business day delivery via Priority Mail
  • Delivery times are not guaranteed, but we usually do a pretty damn good job at sticking to them
  • We use discreet packaging -- our return address is displayed as "Raincoats, Inc."
Payment & Returns
  • Our company name will display as "Raincoats Inc" on your credit card statement
  • You can return most new, unopened items within 30 days.
  • Need special assistance? Email hello@condomania.com for a super-fast reply!

Items may vary slightly from what's pictured.

Since we purchase condoms in bulk from manufacturers, they are usually shipped to you in our bulk packaging. This helps to keep prices super low.

Customer Reviews

Based on 5 reviews
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Deluxe Lube

I have used Fuckwater before and have cum back to it after a fling with another brand. Aside from the name, which is delightfully direct, it works as advertised. Just a few days after this bottle arrived, I was confronted by a big dick that was intent on penetration. I put just a modest amount of Fuckwater on it, and it slipped right into my ass. I’ll take it with me on trips, just in case I need it while away from home!

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D.W.
Slippery

Seem to get slippery & staies slippery

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J.T.

Excellent product. Will buy again.

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N.L.
Bumper sticker

Omg I need a fuck water bumper sticker..

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C.
The Best

Have used this for a good while and after trying many others this is by far our constant now.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 5 reviews
100%
(5)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
C
C.C.
Deluxe Lube

I have used Fuckwater before and have cum back to it after a fling with another brand. Aside from the name, which is delightfully direct, it works as advertised. Just a few days after this bottle arrived, I was confronted by a big dick that was intent on penetration. I put just a modest amount of Fuckwater on it, and it slipped right into my ass. I’ll take it with me on trips, just in case I need it while away from home!

D
D.W.
Slippery

Seem to get slippery & staies slippery

J
J.T.

Excellent product. Will buy again.

N
N.L.
Bumper sticker

Omg I need a fuck water bumper sticker..

C
C.
The Best

Have used this for a good while and after trying many others this is by far our constant now.

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