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A smiling woman in red lingerie hugs a Liberator Humphrey MicroVelvet - Grey by Liberator, with a toy pocket holding a white and blue wand massager. She stands on one leg in clear high heels against a white background.
The Liberator Humphrey MicroVelvet - Grey by Liberator, a rectangular sex pillow with a small center flap and discreet toy pocket, is displayed on shiny pastel lavender satin fabric.
A woman in purple lingerie kneels on a bed, smiling with her head tilted back, as a man in blue underwear sits behind her, holding her waist. They're happy and relaxed in a bright bedroom featuring the Liberator Humphrey MicroVelvet - Teal by Liberator.
A man and woman in lingerie relax on a bed, enjoying extra comfort from the Liberator Humphrey MicroVelvet - Grey pillow by Liberator.
A Liberator Humphrey MicroVelvet - Grey pillow by Liberator with a toy pocket holds an orange and red wand-shaped device, resting on a neatly made bed with decorative pillows and a bedside lamp in the background.

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Liberator Humphrey MicroVelvet: Pillow Talk, Upgraded

From Innocent to Ingenious

Remember when a regular pillow used to do the trick? The Liberator Humphrey MicroVelvet takes that idea, grows it up, and makes it way more fun. This is the pillow your bed’s been waiting for—built to give Condomaniacs comfort, creativity, and some seriously wild playtime.

Straddle, Ride, Repeat

Soft yet sturdy, the Humphrey is designed to support you in all the right places. With two built-in toy pockets, your options multiply instantly. The larger pocket is perfect for rideable toys, wand vibrators, or whatever else your imagination craves. 🌟

Double the Trouble

Just above, a smaller pouch is ready and waiting for your bullet vibes. That means dual stimulation at your fingertips—because why settle for one hot spot when you can light them both up at once? Condomaniacs swear by this because it feels intuitive, playful, and ridiculously satisfying.

Luxury Meets Practicality

Wrapped in luxe MicroVelvet, it feels silky against the skin while holding up to your most adventurous sessions. It’s easy to straddle, easy to clean, and easy to love. Think of it as your old pillow’s cooler, sexier cousin who always shows up for a good time. 🏆

Why Condomaniacs Love the Humphrey MicroVelvet

👉 Two toy pockets for endless play options

👉 Larger pocket fits rideable toys, wands, and more

👉 Smaller pouch sized perfectly for bullet vibes

👉 Soft yet supportive for straddling and riding

👉 Wrapped in silky, durable MicroVelvet fabric

👉 Easy to clean and built to last

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  • We use discreet packaging -- our return address is displayed as "Raincoats, Inc."
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  • You can return most new, unopened items within 30 days.
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