Buying condoms online is far, FAR superior to buying them at the store. And not just for one or two reasons.
Buying condoms online will actually improve your sex life and keep you better protected from STIs and unwanted pregnancy. Plus, you’ll save LOADS of cash by shopping online.
Not convinced? I’ll explain and give you even more reasons on the list below. Plus, you’ll learn some tips on how to shop smarter, find better condoms, and save money online.
This list could change your sex life forever. And if not, at least you’ll get to see some juicy memes.
I know you might be thinking, “Just gimme the f*cking condoms already!” Ok, horny bastard, you can head straight to Condomania for all your online condom-shopping needs.
Condomania is the first condom shop opened in the USA, and we’re still the nation’s favorite place to buy condoms online (plus lube, sex toys, and other kinky stuff).
👉 Shopping for condoms online is SAFER.
When you shop online, you have access to a lot more information and way more condoms. That means you can find a condom that fits you like a glove. And that’s much more important than you think.
A great-fitting condom isn’t just about comfort. It’s critical to safety and pregnancy prevention. Condoms are typically 98% effective at preventing pregnancy and STI transmission.
But that’s only if you wear the right size. If your condom doesn’t fit just right, your protection drops to just 85%.
If you think 85% ain’t bad, let us do the math for you. 98% effectiveness means you have a 1 in 50 chance of exposure to infection or a baby-making situation.
85% means you have a 1 in 6 chance. Unless you plan on having sex just once a year, those odds are not in your favor.
So, find out your condom size (you can do it here) and then buy the perfect-fitting condom online.
Just a Tip: Condomania provides the dimensions of each condom on every product page so you can easily find a condom that your dong was destined to don. Shop condoms by size here.
👉 Finding the Right Condom Online Makes Sex BETTER
Can a better condom improve your sex life? Hell, yes, it can. When you find a condom that fits you right, and you choose a style that you and your partner are crazy about, sex gets a lot better.
It makes sense. Imagine wearing sneakers that don’t fit and then trying to play basketball. You’re going to play like garbage.
When you wear the wrong size condom, you can’t plow to your full potential—it’s impossible.
Do you ever have to readjust the condom during sex? Does it bunch up or make you numb? Does it slip off or break? Or maybe it just feels uncomfortable?
If this happens to you, you’re going onto the court wearing the wrong size shoe, and your game is suffering.
Your partner hates it when you break your rhythm to readjust, and you can’t bang with confidence without a confident fit.
When you find the right rubber, everything changes. Your best bet to find the condom of your dreams is to shop online, where you can find a huge selection of sizes and styles—along with the practical info you need to make a smart buy.
👉 Enjoy a HUGE Selection of Condom Styles
Lots of guys think that condoms suck. Well, have you tried an ultra-thin condom? How about a non-latex condom that transfers heat much better for a skin-on-skin feel?
Or, maybe, you want to try a ribbed condom to give your partner an extra boost of pleasure. Or, you could try a glow-in-the-dark condom and pretend your D is a lightsaber for a night of Star Wars role-play.
The point is there are dozens of different condom styles out there. There are tingling condoms, climax-control condoms, flavored condoms, and vegan condoms. I could go on and on.
Every condom offers a different sensation and new opportunities for pleasure in the bedroom. But you won’t find any (or hardly any) of these condom styles at the store.
Why would you limit your pleasure by buying the same old rubbers at the gas station again and again?
Another cool thing about shopping for condoms online is condom variety packs. These samplers come loaded with condoms in all different styles, so you can try a bunch without breaking the bank.
👉 Shopping online is Discreet.
Imagine running into your grandma at the store with a box of condoms and a big ol’ bottle of sex lube in your arms.
There’s a 50% chance she would die from shock and a 50% chance she would never bake you her amazing chocolate chip cookies again. Both are devastating outcomes.
Buying condoms online prevents that from ever happening.
When you shop online, you don’t have to worry about lingering just a little too long in the condom aisle and wondering if Nanna is going to pop out from around the corner.
You can take your time and choose a condom you actually want to use.
Plus, condom shops like Condomania include discreet packaging and billing. That means your condoms, lube, and sex toys are shipped in unmarked packaging, and your credit card statement will innocently list “Raincoats, Inc.” as the seller.
Your sex life is nobody’s business but your own, so shop for condoms online and keep your privacy—and your grandma—very much alive.
👉 Save Stacks of Cash
When you buy condoms at the store, you’re not just paying for the condoms. You’re paying for dozens of staff, operating costs, and the store’s cut.
When you buy online, you don’t have to pay all those costs, so you can take advantage of much better prices.
Most online stores also have condom sales regularly. Condomania has sales on condoms every week, with prices up to 50% off. We even give away free condoms! But more on that in a bit….
Condoms can get expensive at stores. And you’re not even getting a good selection. Buy condoms online and get more bang for your buck, literally.
Just a Tip: Another great way to save cash when buying condoms online is to buy in bulk. Instead of buying 12 condoms for $15 at the store, you can get a 36-pack online for THE SAME PRICE.
You can also get 100-packs for around $30-40. If you’re going to use them, why not buy in bulk and save?
👉 Get Free Stuff
How often does the cashier give you a cock ring or a sampler pack of condoms for FREE when you check out at the store? Never.
But I suppose it would be kind of weird if they did….
When you shop online, retailers often toss freebies into your package. It’s just our way of spreading the love and saying thanks.
Condomania also gives you the chance to add free condoms to your order—with every order. Just add some stuff to your cart and add more free condoms here.
There’s no easier way to turn a pack of 12 condoms into 16 and save even more money.
👉 Gain Access to Condom Knowledge and Lore
Did you know that around 80% of guys don’t use condoms correctly? That means most dudes are having worse sex and are putting themselves at greater risk of STI infection and babies.
And I didn’t pull that number out of my ass. Studies show that men don’t know what the f*uck they’re doing with condoms.
But it kind of makes sense. Guys, don’t ever learn this stuff. Luckily, when you shop online, you have pages and pages of resources at your disposal. The more you know, the better the sex you can have.
Many online condom retailers have sizing charts, buying guides, detailed how-to guides, and more. You won’t find any of this at the store, obviously.
Condomania is one of the best resources for learning about condoms, safe sex, sex toys, relationship advice, and all things sex-related.
We’ve been around for over 30 years, and your safety has always been our priority. Plus, we love memes, so our resources are actually fun to read.
Check out The Condomania blog here for more hot takes and pro-sex tips.
👉 Customer Service by People Who Give a Sh*t
Have a question about condoms or lube at the grocery store? Good luck asking the stock boy.
Actually, it might be illegal to ask the 16-year-old kid making minimum wage about a condom that fits the dimensions of your dong.
When you shop online at Condomania, we LOVE to hear your kinky questions and condom troubleshooting issues.
Our job is to help you stay safe and enjoy sex, and every time we do that, we feel like we’ve made the world a little better.
Contact us anytime at hello@condomania.com. We’re happy to answer your questions about sizing, recommendations, sex toys, lube, and anything else.
👉 Why Aren’t You Buying Condoms Online?
Buying condoms online is convenient, cost-effective, and easy. But more importantly, it will improve your sex life and keep you safer in the sack.
Unless you need an emergency condom RIGHT NOW, there’s no reason not to buy condoms online—especially when you get so many sweet deals, freebies, discreet packaging, and more from Condomania.
Stop going to the store only to feel awkward as you peruse a puny selection of overpriced condoms. Shop for condoms online at Condomania now.
And while you’re at it, don’t forget to check out our MASSIVE selection of sex lube and sex toys!