How to Have Sex on a Canoe

How to Have Sex on a Canoe


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Sex on a Canoe is quite a significant step above sex on a waterbed. This little endeavor needs some determination, balance, and willingness to try new things like on a Hammock.

Having sex on a canoe is definitely one sexual activity meant for those with a little bit of adventure in their blood.

Regardless of you choose to take on this challenge, here are some tips you might want to use for yourself.

Practice

When you’re learning to surf, the instructor lets you practice jumping on your board from the beach's safety. Your canoe is a relative narrowboat that will be surrounded by water and can easily tip if you rock it too much.

You might want to try out some foreplay while your canoe is still on land to get an idea of where to position yourselves and how much room you’ll have when you’re on the water.

All Aboard

Once you get on the water and start paddling, you’ll get a pretty good feel for your canoe’s stability.

Don’t overestimate the balance you feel while seated and paddling. You want to feel the ‘motion of the ocean’ but not by capsizing your boat.

Remember, this isn’t a boat race. Be careful; go slow and speed up as you go.

Positions

Since you’re probably not going to be able to lie across the canoe comfortably, the position I’m going to recommend in this situation is the man chair.

The Man Chair position allows you to make use of your Canoe’s seats. Both partners face the same direction while making sure to keep the canoe balanced as you get your bodies in place.

Once aboard, just begin rocking. Another bonus is continuing paddling because you’re still in a prime position to grow—two birds with one stone.

Oar Safety

You might want to put your oars or paddles inside the boat. Leaving them hanging out on the sides might lead to them getting knocked into the water during all that canoodling.

The last thing you want to have to do is swim after wayward oars while your own personal canoe is gliding.

Having sex on a Canoe changes the bedroom in a pretty drastic way but has fun with it. You might want to also consider a rowboat instead of a canoe if you’re feeling a little unbalanced.

Regardless of your choice of floating device, remember to practice safety. Employ a life vest for you and your little partner.

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